Learn to Fly

This is a quick little game, it shouldn't take more than an hour to pass the whole thing. You're a penguin trying to learn to fly. How cute! The first few runs you'll feel helpless, like nothing you do makes any difference. This is only because you're helpless and nothing you do makes any difference. Then you buy the glider, and the rocket. Now you can do something.

Yay for learning lessons!

Ali G interviews Posh and Becks

While you're watching this, try to keep in mind how huge Posh Spice and David Beckham are in England. They're as popular as getting fat is here in America.

You can find the video here. Normally I would embed the clip, but for some crazy reason the same person who is okay with posting the clip on YouTube is not okay with allowing embedding. That means I have to write more crap here or this post will feel empty. Yes, this post is all cutting itself and writing bad poetry about how unfair the world is.

It's totally Monday

Your calendar may say it's Tuesday, but that's a dirty lie. You and I both know that the only certainties in this world are death, taxes and the awesome reliability of my posting. So if I'm posting a "Movie Monday" today, that clearly means it's Monday.

Move over Keepon!

I'm sure many of you have already seen the Keepon dancing robot. It's pretty cute, but it gets smoked by this break dancing robot:

Nice tie

Cowboy Bebop AMV

Normally, "AMV" (anime music video) is synonymous with "crap." However, this is the best one, using the best anime, and from what I have seen the best song of any AMV (there's a lot of death metal and Dragonball Z).