Friday, February 27, 2009

Mastermind: World Conqueror

The concept for this game is one I've seen several times before, you're an evil mastermind trying to destroy the Earth. Actually, I'm not sure what kind of social commentary that makes for destroying the Earth to be a commonplace concept. Anyway, it's the implementation that really makes the game. Be sure to watch all the little clips, and do all the taunting at the end.

Mastermind: World Conqueror

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Falcon...FIX!

Yay for learning lessons in life!

Monday, February 23, 2009

How Women Treat Men

This video seems slightly bitter to me, but then again it says "A Bitter Film" right in the beginning. It's also quite entertaining and damn funny at parts:

Friday, February 20, 2009

The eyeballing game

Okay, I'll just say it. The premise for this game is pretty mundane. You're trying to "eyeball" things like a right angle or where three lines converge. But it possesses that crack-like addictive quality that I've come to expect from flash games, and there's nothing wrong with me playing it and I can stop anytime I want I just don't want to and you can't stop me and you're not my real dad so you can't tell me what to do and...and...

What were we talking about?

Anyway, I get an average error of about 3 of their made up units, which it seems to indicate is pretty good, so it must be a skill related to staring at women's breasts.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

It's a Valentine's Day miracle!

Sure Valentine's Day was last Saturday, but what can I say, I'm a helpless romantic for happy endings like this (click image for comic, because I think you've never been on the internets before):

Monday, February 16, 2009

Her Morning Elegance

Finally, someone did some stop motion that isn't just another lame fight scene. This is a music video for Oren Lavie, who I've never heard of but for all I know this is the number 1 song right now, you all have seen this a billion times and I'm just showing you what a dork I am.

Watch it anyway:

Friday, February 13, 2009

Words used more than [insert Paris Hilton joke]

This game is way more entertaining than it might seem by the description. You have 12 minutes to name the 100 most commonly used English words. I'm not sure where they came up with the list, but it doesn't seem to be updated for words used on the internet because it's lacking words like "fail," "cat" and "ass-haberdasher."

My best score after many attempts is 96. See if you can top that by giving it a whirl.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Very Doggy

This comic is a lot more on the "cute" side of things I would normally post, so read it while I go kick a puppy or steal a baby's pacifier or something.

FIRST!!!!111!!!!11ONEONE!!11

i r on teh interwebz!