Yay aliens!

They're so funny.

Time Lapse Video

You know how in every comedy there's a dramatic part that makes the film totally legit? Well, I post a lot of funny videos, so I thought I'd post one that isn't funny so I'll be legit. Perhaps even too legit. Some would argue even too legit to quit. Hey, hey!



The embedded version is way small, you can find the adult version here.

Airport Mania

Airport Mania is more like a demo. You can only play through the levels on two of the stages (out of I have no idea how many), but it's still pretty fun. If you really like it, you could even buy the full version. I feel like I should be getting some fat advertising dollars for this. At least enough to make my own bling bling rap video. Somebody get on that.

Better Left Unanswered

Ah, you prisoners and your ass rape. Hilarity for the whole family!

Damn you printer!

This is a documentary on how your printer works. It is 100% accurate, this is real footage from the field folks. I dodged grenades to bring this to you.

3LINES

This is a simple, but interesting and entertaining game. Ah, the essence of Flash games. The object is to eliminate all the tiles. The first few levels just basically show you what you're supposed to do. In the later levels, it matters more which pairs you remove in what order.

Aquaman sucks

It's true.

Bret, you got it goin' on

Since fully 50% of my readers expressed their opinion that this is the superior Flight of the Conchords video, who I am to deny their wishes? I like to think I give the people what they want.

GemCraft

Being the most popular flash game on the most popular flash site, this is just the kind of obscure thing I know you count on me to dig deep into the Internet and find. GemCraft contends for the best tower defense game, being fairly easy and intuitive. If you haven't played it before, the only advice I can really give you is that more is better than higher level.

Since I missed out on April Fool's Day this year, I'm going to tell you all that the reward for playing this is that they mail you real gems. Sure, the fact that I'm actually telling you it's a scam probably makes it less believable, but can you afford to take that chance?

A Little Moody

If there's one thing I love, it's a good "time of the month" joke. Actually, come to think of it there are a ton of things I love more than a "time of the month" joke. I'm not sure love is even the right word here. Maybe "like every once in a while." Just read the damn comic.